Chutti time

Scroll to the bottom for the Ans for the riddle nd Quiz..

@  An analogy 4 all  TEACHING : . . . . . They teach hw 2 cook PLAIN RICE  

       in class 

     and  expect the STUDENTS to cook BIRYANI in exams!

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@ Today's Generation :

DADA: Beta, Ja Pani Le Aa 

POTA: Main Nahi La Sakta, Main Game Khel Raha Hu. 

2nd POTA- Rehne Do Dadaji Ye To Hai Hi BadtameeZ, nahi layega, Aisa karo,

Aap Khud Hi Ja Kar Le LO....

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@ Attitude Of Young Generation

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They Luve “Facebook”

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But

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They Hate To “Face” The “Book“-:)

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@ Sir : pappu jab me tere jitna tha tab first aata tha or tu fail ho jata he.

     Pappu : sir apko koi dhang ka Teacher padhata hoga....!!!

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@ College wali....Masaledar hoti hai, 

Office wali....sweet hoti hai, 

Ghar wali.....Fikki hoti hai, 

Hotel wali.....Mast hoti hai, 

5 Star wali.....Mehangi hoti hai, 

Nukkad Wali....Unhygenic hoti hai, 

Lekin ek baat hai.... 

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Chai akhir Chai hoti hai... !!!

Have a Garma Garam Chai..

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@ Kya aap Marne ke baad bhi beautiful ladkiya dekhna chahte

     ho ?

' Then DONATE your EYES...'

                    logo ko SOCIAL msg bhi interesting bana kar dena padta hai..

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@ An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

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@ Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??

Student: Yes Sir !

Teacher: Nice to meet you, Mr. William Shakespeare...!!!

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@ Housefull exam time :

Books telling me - oh girl ur mine.!!

At night time - volume kam kar papa jag jayega 

Exam time - I dont know what to do

Result time friends tellin us - apka kya hoga janabe ali 

After result time - Oh what a loser... 

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Riddles

A man decides to buy a nice horse. He pays $60 for it, and he is very content with the strong animal. After a year, the value of the horse has increased to $70 and he decides to sell the horse. But already a few days later he regrets his decision to sell the beautiful horse, and he buys it again. Unfortunately he has to pay $80 to get it back, so he loses $10. After another year of owning the horse, he finally decides to sell the horse for $90.

The Question : What is the overall profit the man makes?

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 Here’s a quick quiz to test your mem­ory and think­ing skills which should work out your tem­po­ral and frontal lobes. See how you do!

  

- Name the one sport in which nei­ther the spec­ta­tors nor the par­tic­i­pants know the score or the leader until the con­test ends. 

What famous North Amer­i­can land­mark is con­stantly mov­ing backward?

- What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

- - Only three words in Stan­dard Eng­lish begin with the let­ters “dw” and they are all com­mon words. Name two of them.

 - There are 14 punc­tu­a­tion marks in Eng­lish gram­mar. Can you name at least half of them?

- Name the one veg­etable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

- Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet begin­ning with the let­ter “S.”

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Njoy ur hols frndzzzzz.............Hv a lotta fun .......

Answers To Quiz: 

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators, nor the participants, know the score or the leader until the contest ends: boxing

2. The North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls (the rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

  

3. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: strawberry.

4. Three English words beginning with “dw”: dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.

5. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

6. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: lettuce.

7. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with "s": shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

Solution to: Horse Trade

Consider the trade-story as if it describes two separate trades, where:

• In the first trade, the man buys something for $60 and sells it again for $70, so he makes a profit of $10.
• In the second trade, the man buys something for $80 and sells it again for $90, so he makes again a profit of $10.

Conclusion: The man makes an overall profit of $10 + $10 = $20.
You can also look at the problem as follows: the total expenses are $60 + $80 = $140 and the total earnings are $70 + $90 = $160. The overall profit is therefore $160 - $140 = $20.