HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY
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Now that's call an attitude!!!
@ A woman
decided to have her portrait painted. She told
the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond
necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold
Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he
replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond
necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold
Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he
replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
@ Man
discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..
Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD..
.
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY..
.
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...
Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !
@ A couple were having a conversation...,.
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..
Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD..
.
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY..
.
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...
Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !
@ A couple were having a conversation...,.
The man says: "Right now, for this Women’s Day, I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world!"
The woman says: "Oh dear, so nice of you... I will miss you!"
The woman says: "Oh dear, so nice of you... I will miss you!"
STUDENT LIFE JOKES
Hi gals n Pals,
Nowadays exam season is going on in India, all of
u must b quite stressed , one must tk a break n relax for a while to lighten up
the burden of studies. Just visit my blog for some fun with “STUDENT LIFE “ pic
jokes ...
Relax and hv a hearty laugh......
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@ College me Lecture Chal Raha Tha... Pappu
Achanak Uthkar
Class k Bahar Gaya..
Lecturer : Ye bahar Q Gaya?
Another Student : Sir
Usko Nind me Chalne ki Aadat Hai..
@
Sir: baccho
kasam khao k kabhi sharab/ cigarette
nahi piyoge ,Nonveg
nahi khaoge, ladki nahi pataoge,
desh ke liye Jaan de
doge!!!!
Bacche : de denge sir, aisi jaan ka karenge bhi kya!!!
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@ The student who tops in the exams
is "Student Of The Year"
and the one who fails is
"Student Of The Next Year"
is "Student Of The Year"
and the one who fails is
"Student Of The Next Year"
@ When you do something wrong and you are in trouble. Go to your parents for
Sound Advice; you will get 99 percent Sound and 1 percent Advice..
@ Principal 2 Students : You Must Sleep Atleast
7 Hours A Day.
Students: Impossible
Sir!
Principal: Why?
Student: Because College is only For 6 hours! :)
@ : Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir
announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab
profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo
ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle:
Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye
start hi nahi hoga!!
ALL THE VERY BEST FOR UR EXAMS...
funny indeed!!!
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